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The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread
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An oldie but a goodie...
The Top 15 Advertising Slogans for Delta Air Lines
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1. Delta: We're Amtrak with wings.
2. Join our frequent near-miss program.
3. Ask about our out-of-court settlements.
4. Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off!
5. Complimentary champagne in free-fall.
6. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.
7. The kids will love our inflatable slides.
8. You think it's so easy, get your own damm plane!
9. Delta: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose.
10. Delta: We might be landing on your street!
11. Delta: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.
12. Bring a bathing suit.
13. So that's what these buttons do!
14. Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.
15. Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.
The Top 15 Advertising Slogans for Delta Air Lines
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1. Delta: We're Amtrak with wings.
2. Join our frequent near-miss program.
3. Ask about our out-of-court settlements.
4. Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off!
5. Complimentary champagne in free-fall.
6. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.
7. The kids will love our inflatable slides.
8. You think it's so easy, get your own damm plane!
9. Delta: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose.
10. Delta: We might be landing on your street!
11. Delta: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.
12. Bring a bathing suit.
13. So that's what these buttons do!
14. Delta: A real man lands where he wants to.
15. Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.
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And who could forget:
My
Employer
Sucks
A$$
America's
Sorriest
Airline
Southwest Airlines- Everytime we leave full, somewhere there's an empty trailerpark.
Alaska Airlines was always referred to as Elastic Scarelines, in reference to their schedule and the pieces of "equipment" they flew in-State.
And for my fellow Alaskans, if you ever flew for L.A.B. down in the panhandle, or knew someone who did, certainly you're familiar with
Layton's
Adolescent
Boys
NOBODY old enough for an ATP ever worked there, if they lived long enough to see 23.
My
Employer
Sucks
A$$
America's
Sorriest
Airline
Southwest Airlines- Everytime we leave full, somewhere there's an empty trailerpark.
Alaska Airlines was always referred to as Elastic Scarelines, in reference to their schedule and the pieces of "equipment" they flew in-State.
And for my fellow Alaskans, if you ever flew for L.A.B. down in the panhandle, or knew someone who did, certainly you're familiar with
Layton's
Adolescent
Boys
NOBODY old enough for an ATP ever worked there, if they lived long enough to see 23.
CapnVegetto
The Prince of all Saiyans
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