The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread

[ATRedneck]

TSA

T hugs
S lackers &
A lcoholics

Is that the airline TSA, or big government TSA? Could be both!

Speaking of big govt TSA:

Thousands
Standing
Around

 

[front9]

The big gov TSA

 

[CA1900]

CommutAir:

Thinking firmly inside the box.

 

[Morgoth]

Delta: "We're learning to fly, and it shows."

MESA: Most Embarrassing Service Available

What do American Airlines and a fart have in common? They're both "something special in the air."

Have you noticed that TED spelled backwards sounds suspiciously like "debt?"

 

[Jet_Driver]

A int
M y
R esponsibility

 

[bigshooter]

Did not read them all so it may be already posted.

"If you have all day, fly ASA!"

 

[Standby 1]

America West = America Mess

slogan: Can't afford the Bus? Ride with Us!

 

[PilotSkydiver]

Horizon:

Time to spare?? Fly Horizon Air...

More time yet?? Try flyin the jet

 

[CR7pilot]

1. "This is ASA, not ASAP!!!"

All time favorite
2. "Have you noticed that (Your Airline) has upped their standards...so up yours!"

 

[BLing]

Pinnacle, the ugly redheaded step child of Northwest