The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread

[flagshipper]

Pinnacle---- Pissing the world off 44 to 50 people at a time depending on a couple of coat closets which no coats may be put in.

 

[idratherfly4283]

surprised colgan hasn't been on here more

 

[khsgt]

Uggh

MESA

They don't pay me enough to fly and to care, and today they want me to fly!

I just want the passengers to shut the he11 up long enough for me to get the engines running...then I can't hear em anyway

Send me a memo if i need to give a f&%k

 

[Rook]

Pinnacle - Sweaty faces-Goin' places...

Pinnacle Airlines. Have you read about us lately?

Pinnacle. If you can't believe what we did today, wait till tomorrow.

Rook

 

[jetfueljunkey]

MESA--- Merge Every Small Airline

MESA--- Make Employees Suffer Always

MESA--- Make Every Station Angry

Ahh ahh...you forgot...MESA MY Exceptionally **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED**ty Airline!