The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread

[MJG]

Inspired by several recent posts in a different thread it's time to start a new thread devoted solely to "alternate" airline slogans. Those of us who are out there on a daily basis probably have some slogans that we'd love to see on the side of the airplane or in company material. Slogans that are a little more blunt and to the point. No point in sugar coating them any more.

My contributions:

ExpressJet Airlines, your non-stop connection to the industrial sh**holes of Central America.

ExpressJet Airlines, we fly to more destinations in Mexico than AeroMexico.

ExpressJet Airlines, our planes only say "Continental" on them.

 

[mynameisjim]

Northwest Airlines - We're in business because Southwest doesn't like the cold.

 

[AVI8V1]

"work hard, subcontract right"

 

[FurloughedAgain]

US Airways - We're Not Happy Until You're Not Happy

 

[cobolt]

Alaska Airlines "We're on time, none of the time, just in time, to p*ss you off."

 

[ERfly]

Chautauqua - "Why Aren't We Your Code-Share Partner Yet?"

Colgan - "Flying Yesterday's Airplanes Into Tomorrow."

 

[Jeff Helgeson]

Colgan - "Flying Yesterday's Airplanes Into Tomorrow."

Or: "Flying the leading edge of yesterday's technology."

 

[Kream926]

"on time 60% of the time, every time"

 

[Jeff Helgeson]

Generic

(Your airline name here), "we are putting the low cost back in to low cost carrier!

 

[atrdriver]

It was aircraft specific, but the ATR slogan at ASA is "P1ssing off America 66 passengers at a time".