The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread

[Biatch5]

ReShuttleauqua?

 

[FlamingFUPA]

ReShuttleauqua?

Chauttleblic

 

[lymanm]

We love to crash, and it shows.

Northworst, -Northwaste

US Scareways
TWA - Totally Worthless Airlines, Terrorists Welcome Aboard

Better On A Camel - BOAC

AA---Abort!Abort!

TAP - Take Another Plane

Alitalia -
A lways
L ate
I n
T akeoff
A lways
L ate
I n
A rrival

Dont
Expect
Luggage
To
Arrive

EL AL
E very
L anding

A lways
L ate

Midwest Express=Midwest Distress

ASA= Always Something Ain't it

American Eagle= American Beagle(a dog of an airline)

C China
A Airlines
A Always
C Crashes

and

C China
A Airlines
A Always
C Cancels

Some of these were older...

 

[PHXFLYR]

British West Indies Airlines/BWIA

But
Will
It
Arrive ?


Delta ...... The arrival PA the F/A's would make when they were landing at all the wrong airports 15-20 years ago

Does
Everyone
Like
This
Airport ?


PSA ....... The original out of SAN which was and still is a big Navy town.

Poor
Sailors
Airline

America West..."Your sometimes on time airline."


SWA

Stop
Within the
Airport


TED ....United's "low cost" airline


Terrible
Executive
Decison

or, United without "U-n-i"....told to me by a fuloughed UA buddy.

also

Total
Economic
Disaster


TWA

Travel
With
American


Midway Airlines...."Why go all the way when you can go Midway?"

PHXFLYR

 

[charlie2]

All Nippon Airways has ANA on their tail. It's a good thing they named it "airways" instead of "Air Lines" because the tail would have to read "ANAL".

 

[ATRedneck]

(Pick your airline: )

We'll get you there within walking distance.

Let us take you for a ride.

The kids will enjoy our inflatable slides!

We're AMTRAK... with wings!

We've learned our lesson!

Keeping fares low and spirits high, courtesy of your flight crew!

retarTED: Something "special" in the air.

Rome wasn't built in a day... but our planes were! (Embraer operators especially!)

 

[belchfire]

Midway-"we leave midway between departure and arrival time"

Midway's Corporate Airlines (Corpex) "Pissing off the world 19 seats
at a time"

American Connection "Serving the former hub of Saint Louis"

"Region's Air, the airline formerly unheard of as Corporate Airlines"

"Region's Air-bringing 60's technology to the 21st century"

"Region's Air-the only thing lower than our cruising altitude is our
pay."

 

[Dewey Oxberger]

Terrorists
Were
Aboard

Try
Walking
Across (the Atlantic)

Choose one:

Sh!tty Kitty, Chicken Taco, Shaniqua, Chitty Kaka

Mesa: "22% of our pilots aren't scumsucking whores!"

 

[front9]

TSA

T hugs
S lackers &
A lcoholics
___________________________________________
Delta – “We learn to fly and it shows”
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MESA

M ost
E mbarrassing
S ervice
A vailable

___________________________________________

Freedom - we motherf-cking suck big fat f-cking donkey balls."
-from Capnvegetto
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NWA

N egros
W ith
A ttitude
___________________________________________

 

[terrehautesux]

Alcoholics
Transporting
Alcoholics

Chicago Express dba. ATA Connection--- Chicago Express - We'll ruin your vacation.

Shuttle America--Pissin the world off, 30 at a time.