The Captain I was flying with was 'short' on the small plane subject...
Boarding Pax: "Wow, this thing sure is small"
Captain (turns around in his seat and yells): "It's bigger than your Chevy Metro,.. you smarta$$"!!!
Another one:
Pax: "Wow, it's small"
Flight Attendant: "That's kinda personal, but haven't you heard size doesn't matter? It's what you do with it that counts"
Boarding Pax: "Wow, this thing sure is small"
Captain (turns around in his seat and yells): "It's bigger than your Chevy Metro,.. you smarta$$"!!!
Another one:
Pax: "Wow, it's small"
Flight Attendant: "That's kinda personal, but haven't you heard size doesn't matter? It's what you do with it that counts"