any comebacks for the 'small plane' comment?

[druglord]

are there any good comebacks for (giggle) "this is a small plane!" comment.
I'm past the point of caring but it would be fun to be a smarta$$

 

[OPECJet]

Won't seem so small when I shove it up your_ _ _.

 

[Standby 1]

Small plane for a small town....

 

[dashboy]

How big is you're plane? sir.

 

[AviatorTx]

You think this is small... You should see my paycheck!

 

[HatWearer]

It doesn't matter how big it is, as long as it has enough thrust...

 

[Illinois]

Pay more for your ticket next time!

 

[joe_pilot]

Not exactly what you were talking about, but..

I was hauling freight into JQF one day when CLT approach told a Citation X to be on the look out for a Senecca (me) at his 10 O'clock. He responded "I have the little guy in sight". When approach told me about the citation, I just responded that I had the "Twin Cessna in sight". The guy keyed the mike, stuttered, then thought better of it and was silent. The controller actually laughed about that one.

 

[ERfly]

Avis Rent-A-Car is downstairs and would be happy to help you out.

 

[Bluto]

Is it bigger than your car?