Stupid Airline Slogans

[Typhoon1244]

Posting about Southwest's Dallas billboard got me to thinking...who has nominations for [drumroll] The Dumbest Airline Slogan of all Time?

I know nobody at Eastern liked "we have to earn our wings every day." And Delta was just leaving themselves open to ridicule with "Delta is ready when you are."

Any others?

 

[ClassG]

I always thought Delta's was

"Learning to Fly......And it Shows!!"

Hmm, weird.

 

[Sierra-Hotel]

Learning to Fly...... And it shows

I thought that was the DCI slogan


I always thoght the"United:Rising" promo was stupid

 

[46Driver]

This isn't the dumbest but it had to be the funniest - and most politically incorrect (and I saw it with my own eyes) on a Virgin-Atlantic jet. "Virgin - More Experience than the Name Suggests." What a company!

 

[Typhoon1244]

Originally posted by 46Driver
"Virgin - More Experience than the Name Suggests."

Nice!

Totally off the subject but funny anyway...speaking of virgins. I heard Robin Williams the other day explaining that "Islam teaches that if you kill an infidel, when you die you'll go to Heaven and receive seventy-seven virgins...and those of you who've been with one virgin are thinking, 'gee, I dunno...'"

Anyway, back to slogans...

 

[bobbysamd]

Continental slogan

From years ago: "We Really Move Our Tails For You."

Also, some airline had one that said, "Fly Me to (destination)."

I doubt that NOW approved of either.

 

[Timebuilder]

In college, one of my friends had a poster on his wall, perhaps you've seen it.

Two ducks in flight, positioned to begin the process of making little ducks, with the appropriate logo, and the words "Fly United".

Bobby, I reall that campaign in pre-feminist American advertising: "I'm Misty, Fly Me!"

Of course, that was back when they were stewardesses, not flight attendants, and they didn't remind me of Miss Saltmarsh, my third grade teacher.

 

[mar]

Unofficial slogan of former employer:

"We're not happy 'til you're not happy"

 

[Colonel Cairo]

ASA's slogan, at least in ATL:

"P!ssing off the world 50 people at a time."

 

[crash-proof]

somewhat on the same topic, here's a new ad for Delta:

http://www.portalofpork.com/asp/viewer.asp?ebonicsdelta.swf

(careful, you're gonna get two popups..it's the 1st one with the movie playin)