Stupid Airline Slogans

[cougar6903]

"Come fly the friendly sky's"

 

[LR25]

"We're not happy 'til you're not happy"

I thought that was the FAA's slogan.

 

[LearLove]

This one used to be Delta back when I herd it but maybe we should change it to American now:

"American, comming to your street soon"


(From years ago: "We Really Move Our Tails For You.")

I guess if you apply that now to AMR its gets a whole new meaning now, how about ....

"American, we fly our tails off for you"


Some more American bashing I've herd in the last several years

Cali Mountain Goat
Little Rock Lawn Dart
Bradley Bush Hog
Chicago Flop
French Popcicle (eagle)


Disclamer: above not ment to start a war w/ AMR guys just stuff I've herd

 

[EagleRJ]

This one used to be Delta back when I herd it but maybe we should change it to American now:

"American, comming to your street soon"


(From years ago: "We Really Move Our Tails For You.")

I guess if you apply that now to AMR its gets a whole new meaning now, how about ....

"American, we fly our tails off for you"


Some more American bashing I've herd in the last several years

Cali Mountain Goat
Little Rock Lawn Dart
Bradley Bush Hog
Chicago Flop
French Popcicle (eagle)


Disclamer: above not ment to start a war w/ AMR guys just stuff I've herd

Well I've heard your momma puts out! Not trying to start a war, just stuff I've heard....

 

[Flight_Line]

Off the YoMama stuff...
The slogan I always liked best was Airtran's
"AirTran. It's someting else."

Kinda says it all there.

 

[DoinTime]

Unofficial NW Airlink slogan:

"If we don't get you there on time, your going to be late"

 

[EagleRJ]

Unofficial AMR corporate slogan:

Ain't My Responsibility

 

[ClassG]

At Great Lakes:

We used to bet that when United finally retired it's last 777, we'd still be haulin 19 pax at a time in the 'ole Beech 1900...

Our slogan was

"Great Lakes, flying yesterday's aircraft into tomorrow."

 

[skyking1976]

More Delta-bashing...

Delta... Now serving complimentary snacks during free-fall.

Delta... Flying through a microburst near you!

Delta... We never make the same mistake 3 times.


I used to have a whole list of these but I can't seem to find it. If anyone finds one on the net, please let me know.

Cheers,
Skyking

 

[jeff333]

Correct me if I am wrong
I thought Easterns Slogan was
(We Earn our wings every day)