Wow..what a job!! Not!!

[bart]

This guy is going to get what he pays for.

Be watching the papers for:

"helicopter crashes into yacht, multi-millionaire dies in fiery maelstrom".

 

[GogglesPisano]

What you guys don't think it'd be cool working for "Blofield"(sp- James Bond villain). I'd love to fly old "Blofield" to his yacht. Just think- that customs guy that was giving you a hard time or that FSDO not approving a LOA, just tell "Blofield" that his plan for Global Domination should start by "eliminating" the Nice customs police!

Obviously I’m just kidding, it is a crappy job!

The villains never bat a eye at blowing up the pilot with the helicopter. You're just another anonymous henchman.

 

[captainv]

Get this - it gets better!

Please note that if you are married and want the job, get divorced, because you will not be seeing your partner again !! We are an equal opportunity employer ( but 19 year old blonde Swedish nymphomaniacs with the above qualifications will be given preferential treatment. )

i'm not kidding...

http://www.atlasaviation.com/default.asp?show=jobshelo

 

[StaticWick]

This guy is going to get what he pays for.

Be watching the papers for:

"helicopter crashes into yacht, multi-millionaire dies in fiery maelstrom".

ROFL

UPI - ...as the boat was sinking a cruise ship hit the bow and sank killing all 500 Mediterranean tourist. Witness say, "A 19 year old blonde Swedish nymphomaniac slapped the pilot while maneuvering low near helicopter pad causing a wrench to fall out of the pocket jamming the controls. As the pilot reached forward to un-jam the controls, the pilots wife shot him and the helicopter crashed ensuing a fiery maelstrom. Another observer noted the wife then jumped into a boat that speed away. The driver of the boat is said to be described as "Blofeld" from an old James Bond movie, having a white Persian cat. "