Prostitutes and Airline Employees, the same?

[AAflyer]

Sorry if this has been posted before.


The airline employee
Working in the airline industry:

1. We work in weird shifts...
Just like a prostitute

2. We are paid to make the customer happy.
Just like a prostitute

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your "employer" keeps most of it. Just like a prostitute

4. We are rewarded for fulfilling the customer's dreams...
Just like a prostitute

5. When we have to meet the customer, we always have to be perfectly groomed.... Just like a prostitute

6. When we finally get home it seems like coming back from hell. Just like a prostitute

7. The customer always wants to pay next to nothing but expects us to make their dreams come true. Just like a prostitute

8. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties explaining it... Just like a prostitute

9. Everyday when you wake up you say, "I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF
MY LIFE DOING THIS".
Just like a prostitute

CONCLUSION:

The only difference between being an airline employee and a prostitute is...

Prostitutes can actually take Christmas and New Year's Eve off... AND they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!


If you know someone in the airline industry, please share this e-mail with them so they don't feel bad about themselves anymore... Just like a prostitute!

 

[Occam's Razor]

Things in common?

Nah.

The differences are stark:

1. The senior one's don't make more.
2. If you can't "get them there" we have to put them up over night.
3. Little kids dream abouit doing what we do.
4. We get taxes withheld.
5. Most pimps KNOW that they're doing. (Our pimps...not so much)
6. The government certifies what we're qualified to do.
7. Our profession does NOT have universal opposition to raising the retirement age past 60.

 

[pilotyip]

The pros get respect, recognition, and money, that different than being a pilot.

 

[Whataburger]

Prostitutes get to smoke crack and we dont.

 

[scoreboard]

The same could be said for Dr's. Nonsense.

 

[100 c.i.]

Sorry if this has been posted before.


The airline employee
Working in the airline industry:

1. We work in weird shifts...
Just like a prostitute

2. We are paid to make the customer happy.
Just like a prostitute

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your "employer" keeps most of it. Just like a prostitute

4. We are rewarded for fulfilling the customer's dreams...
Just like a prostitute

5. When we have to meet the customer, we always have to be perfectly groomed.... Just like a prostitute

6. When we finally get home it seems like coming back from hell. Just like a prostitute

7. The customer always wants to pay next to nothing but expects us to make their dreams come true. Just like a prostitute

8. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties explaining it... Just like a prostitute

9. Everyday when you wake up you say, "I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF
MY LIFE DOING THIS".
Just like a prostitute

CONCLUSION:

The only difference between being an airline employee and a prostitute is...

Prostitutes can actually take Christmas and New Year's Eve off... AND they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!


If you know someone in the airline industry, please share this e-mail with them so they don't feel bad about themselves anymore... Just like a prostitute!

AA, I've had X-mass and New years for the last 3 years thanks to AA.

 

[Mr Wu]

AA, I've had X-mass and New years for the last 3 years thanks to AA.

What??? Alcoholics get xmas and new years off??

 

[ferlo]

Prostitutes decide when and how they'll get F'd. We're just a bunch of F*** toys for the mongoloid.

 

[TurboS7]

Airlline employee's have hope prostitues don't.

 

[Benhuntn]

AA you take a dim view of your profession. I would imagine you would be much better suited for another line of work. Maybe you could find happiness working in a vice squad.

I didn't find anything in your list even remotely common with my flying experiences.

Thanks for the dumbest post in '06