AAflyer
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Sorry if this has been posted before.
The airline employee
Working in the airline industry:
1. We work in weird shifts...
Just like a prostitute
2. We are paid to make the customer happy.
Just like a prostitute
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your "employer" keeps most of it. Just like a prostitute
4. We are rewarded for fulfilling the customer's dreams...
Just like a prostitute
5. When we have to meet the customer, we always have to be perfectly groomed.... Just like a prostitute
6. When we finally get home it seems like coming back from hell. Just like a prostitute
7. The customer always wants to pay next to nothing but expects us to make their dreams come true. Just like a prostitute
8. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties explaining it... Just like a prostitute
9. Everyday when you wake up you say, "I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF
MY LIFE DOING THIS".
Just like a prostitute
CONCLUSION:
The only difference between being an airline employee and a prostitute is...
Prostitutes can actually take Christmas and New Year's Eve off... AND they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!
If you know someone in the airline industry, please share this e-mail with them so they don't feel bad about themselves anymore... Just like a prostitute!
The airline employee
Working in the airline industry:
1. We work in weird shifts...
Just like a prostitute
2. We are paid to make the customer happy.
Just like a prostitute
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your "employer" keeps most of it. Just like a prostitute
4. We are rewarded for fulfilling the customer's dreams...
Just like a prostitute
5. When we have to meet the customer, we always have to be perfectly groomed.... Just like a prostitute
6. When we finally get home it seems like coming back from hell. Just like a prostitute
7. The customer always wants to pay next to nothing but expects us to make their dreams come true. Just like a prostitute
8. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties explaining it... Just like a prostitute
9. Everyday when you wake up you say, "I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF
MY LIFE DOING THIS".
Just like a prostitute
CONCLUSION:
The only difference between being an airline employee and a prostitute is...
Prostitutes can actually take Christmas and New Year's Eve off... AND they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!
If you know someone in the airline industry, please share this e-mail with them so they don't feel bad about themselves anymore... Just like a prostitute!