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Top 10 things NOT to say to a cop who pulls you over
1. I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer
2. I only had one officer, Mr. Keg.
3. Aren't you one of the Village People?
4. You must've been doin about 125 mph to keep up with me! good job!
5. You'll never get those cuffs on me, you pu$sy.
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS last week?
8. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
9. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
10. I'm surprised you pulled me over, Dunkin Donuts is having a 3-for-1 special.
1. I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer
2. I only had one officer, Mr. Keg.
3. Aren't you one of the Village People?
4. You must've been doin about 125 mph to keep up with me! good job!
5. You'll never get those cuffs on me, you pu$sy.
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS last week?
8. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
9. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
10. I'm surprised you pulled me over, Dunkin Donuts is having a 3-for-1 special.
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