you know your crashpad tired when...

[Flyingdutchman]

lets hear m folks !

... You are senior enough in your crashpad to hold the bottm bunkbed

.. You get to pick what tv channel is on

.. You only have to walk out the trash on monday morning (yup, you just might be senior crashpad trash)

.. You think it's great if there are only 5 people in the crashpad tonight...

.. you banged a chick in a crashpad

.. bonus points if you also banged here sister in your friends bunkbed.

 

[Peter Griffin]

Your soap is the one that never leaves the shower

 

[Flyingdutchman]

... You count all your leftover beers in the fridge before you leave for a trip...

(well screw you, ya'll gotta stop steeling my d*mn beer!)

 

[Drill Sgt. Dad]

You start nibbling at the old fermented leftovers in the fridge.

 

[Drill Sgt. Dad]

Or, everyone says you snore too loudly.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

... and you know its true!

... Meanwhile my show is in 3 hours (5 AM)

 

[DrProc]

Your soap is the one that never leaves the shower

but everyone else thinks its their soap....

 

[labbats]

Let's just say I make my soap furry, so as to avoid other people using it.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

but everyone else thinks its their soap....

Just remember what the first place you wash is, and what the last place I wash is? uke:

 

[Dutch]

Or, everyone says you snore too loudly.

or you stop waking up because of the guy who snores too loud.