where do you draw the boring line in the cockpit?

[Flyingdutchman]

... Captains talking about their 3 wifes?
... F/O's talking bout' how they should be a captain by now
... 300 hour kids telling you how they have "paid their dues"...

 

[CoAlpha]

... Captains talking about their 3 wifes?
... F/O's talking bout' how they should be a captain by now
... 300 hour kids telling you how they have "paid their dues"...

-captains giving you advice on how to land, then pounding every one of their landings in.
-married captains checking out the bate, and even considering they would know how to talk to one.
-FO/Captains that talk only about work, when you are working.

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

wifes? bate?

 

[DrewBlows]

-going more than 5 minutes without reading the USAToday, listening to ipod, and watching a movie.

 

[FlySacto]

During the climb out I tell the F/O to "Give her the dong" and he says "huh?"

Aviation University stories.

After telling about a good overnight that wound up just shy of police intervention and hearing, "I don't drink."

Going to be a long trip...

 

[Sandhawk]

Cat rancher coming to cockpit during capitan's potty break to show you photos of her "family" of pussies.



ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........

 

[FlySacto]

Cat rancher coming to cockpit during capitan's potty break to show you photos of her "family" of pussies.



ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........

I had the same let down from a FA when I was asked once if I wanted to see a picture of her *************************. A few weeks ago I was pleasantly surprised when I was asked by another FA if I wanted to see a picture of her "rack" and it really was. I just wished it was a video since it was a substantial rack