Things you never want to hear on the flight deck

[Princedietrich]

A Captain who says "Watch this!"

A copilot who says "I have an idea"

A Flight Engineer who says "I've never seen THAT before...."

 

[ms6073]

"Why's it doing that?" - referring to anything with a computer display outputting data that disagrees with flight crews expectation?

"Magenta? The only time I have ever seen that on radar is on the weather channel."

"Well that runway may not be very long, but would you look how wide it is!" (that actually the punch line for a cajun airlines joke).

 

[minitour]

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

-mini

 

[landlover]

waking up because the captain is snorring.

 

[siucavflight]

"Guess what is in my hand and you can have it"

 

[Publishers]

"I think I can make it"
"That's a new sound"
"Anyone know where the crew went?"
"What is that smell?"

 

[GogglesPisano]

"Allah be praised."

 

[flyboyzz1]

It's that time of the month

 

[time builder]

"Whoops, I think I just spilled your coffee"

 

[JediNein]

$*#!!! The coffee's cold!