Dooker
Well-known member
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2007
- Posts
- 344
- You spend more time preflighting the automatic defibrillator than you do the jet
- You start every conversation with, “Back when I was with Braniff …
- Your favorite magazine is AARP
- You’ve outlived all three of your exes
- Your carry pictures of your great-grandchildren in your wallet
- You’d still do Bea Arthur, in a second
- Instead of tipping the line guys, you hand out Werther’s Originals
- Thick tufts of ear hair make it hard to hear ATC
- Uniform pants too snug for Depends
- Because it’s time you found something else to fill up the sorry aching void that is your life and let someone else have a shot, you greedy old selfish bastard