Let's Hear it Folks ! You Might be a FR8DOG if......

[JetBlast2000]

You know you’re a freight dog when you see the FBO girl put out cookies and say to yourself “dinners going to be good tonight…”

 

[Rook]

if you have to donate plasma in your off time.

If you have to rush from your FR8 job to your 'real' job of delivering pizzas so you can make some 'real' money to pay your rent.

 

[FearlessFreep]

You go into the cockpit and see everyone has taken off their uniform shirts and are in yesterday's t-shirt and there is evidence of two weeks worth of catering splattered across the front.

Every approach you get from tracon is a slam dunk because they know you don't carry passengers that might get upset with your yanking and banking.

 

[movingviolation]

Your idea flight planning is making sure you have a coke in your flight bag.

You've ever used a "contact approach" when tower is calling 1/4mi and 100vv

Your motto is "don't check the weather, when you see the weather you get scared"

If you park on a part of the airport known for gunshots and driveby shootings (BHM)

FAR = Frequently Abused Rules

Center asks you if you can 'make the tight turn to join' and you just laugh

Your company departure mins. are "if you can find it on the ramp you can take off"

 

[movingviolation]

"Your reading this at 5am because you just got home from work"

"Your reading this at 2am in the pilot lounge somwhere between your 4th and 6th leg"

 

[Sandhawk]

......the lady at the FBO locks up the popcorn machine because you "plan on making a meal out of it"


You fly past your destination, only to have center wake you up.

That never happens flying night freight

 

[PropsForward]

You've ever used a "contact approach" when tower is calling 1/4mi and 100vv

"contact approach" ...when no other (legal) approach will do...

 

[singlespeed]

you walk thru the FBO half a wake in your underwear.

If the airplane your flying is older than you

and if you ever taken a crap in your flight bag

oh I forgot the shower in the FO sink

 

[Dizel8]

Your aircraft colour scheme sports 15 different colours of paint.
The FBO parks you furthest away from the FBO.
The FBO does not park you all.
The FBO says you cannot use the facilities, because you took contract fuel.
Your seat upholstery needs an oil change.
Your neighbor thinks you are a vampire due to sleep habits.
ATC sends you through the worst part of the storm, you like it, it is a shortcut.

 

[FracCapt]

You go into the cockpit and see everyone has taken off their uniform shirts and are in yesterday's t-shirt and there is evidence of two weeks worth of catering splattered across the front.

I'm assuming that by CATERING....you're referring to the stuff out of the food simulator.