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I'm reminded of an incident that occurred back in the Staple Age. The Staple Age followed the Bronze Age by a few millennium.

Anyway, on with the story; SWAPA held a nice little party with free food and drink. They called it a 'roundup', which is apparently a cowboy thing. The guests at the party were cheap AirTran pilots looking for free stuff, people with poor judgement and what appeared to be robots dressed as SWA pilots. Guests quickly discovered the fact that they were robots due to an apparent defect in their programming - they were only able to say "howdy" and then state their W2 earnings.

Later, a strange event occurred; somebody left a little present in the urinal. Actually, it wasn't little. It looked like the product of weeks of grueling Popeyes consumption. Considering the speed, accuracy and planning involved, the player that left this giant Nard may never be found
 
Was it more profound than the "No Fred Turner" stickers in the urinals in the Philly trailer back in 1994? How about a pic? I still have a few of the Fred stickers around here somewhere.
 
How do you sCAL guys like the new message on the pisser?
An FAA-certificated pilot responsible for the operation of a multi-million dollar aircraft and hundreds of lives at the pinnacle of his career on his hands and knees hugging a dirty urinal in a dank Newark New Jersey bathroom stall with a crayon. Message received.
 
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