CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[DannyNoonan]

hahahahah - seven stripes

this is the best thread ever

 

[Hootie9750]

Chuck Norris always transmits on guard and once roundhouse kicked a guy through the radio for saying "You're on guard!"

LOL!!

 

[DannyNoonan]

chuck norris looked at duane woerth once and scared the hair right off his head!!!

 

[Nindiri]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He sits ready reserve.

 

[John Pennekamp]

I once saw Chuck Norris fishing off Islamorada. He didn't need a rod. He got in the water and gave a 4 foot sailfish a roundhouse kick then threw it in the boat.

 

[DrewBlows]

You do err..... Chuck Norris is never second in command. He's more like a street megacaptain (hence the seven stipes mentioned earlier).

Chuck Norris was a First Officer for 20 minutes. That's how long it took him to round house kick everyone ahead of him on the seniority list.

 

[DannyNoonan]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

 

[willbob]

Chuck Norris is so bad he got 120 million from MAIR holdings

 

[JettBoii]

Chuck runs ATL tower, ground, CD and ramp control while he sleeps.

 

[JettBoii]

All controllers have to spend the tibetan prayer wheel to talk to Chuck.