AA Pilots being replaced ....

[ivauir]

By a giant? Carty will stop at nothing! Nothing I say ...

Struggling Airline Helped By Friendly Giant
FORT WORTH, TX— Hit hard by the recession and the aftermath of Sept. 11, American Airlines has received some much-needed assistance from a friendly giant named Urno. "Urno has been of enormous help to us, mostly by picking up planes and running them to their destinations to cut fuel expenses," American Airlines president Donald Carty said Monday. "He also helps wash our dirty planes by dipping them into lakes and rivers." Carty said he has strongly discouraged Urno from swatting rival airlines' planes out of the sky, but "sometimes, he just won't listen."


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[Slug]

What?

Ivauir, ya lost me?

Aren't you in a desert or -stan yet?

Slug

yes, I am slow sometimes

 

[ivauir]

The Power of the Internet

Lets just call it location X. But all is well and I get occasional access to VERY slow internet.

Isn't that pool drain due about now - I don't want to see any of your pruned up body parts when I get back in - at least give me fresh swimming buddies.