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747 off the runway at O'Hare?

belchfire

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So what about the fracking airplane at o-bama international rj port for the love of allah???
 

flygirlqt

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I would stay away if I were you. Word from my XJT buds is that she's tubby, obnoxious, and a crappy pilot. #3 doesn't matter all that much, but #1 and #2 are the one-two punch you don't need.

Tubby! :laugh:

#4 Her breath that reeked of rotting tuna was the final straw for the interview board.
 

CRJ's suck

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The funniest part is that this thread is about Chicago O'Hare, but the CAL pilot gave the ATIS for Midway. LOL

Yikes, I would hate to be on his flight if I was going to KORD. LOL. He'd land in Midway. :eek:

Hey CAL pilots, you do realize that there are two airports that we use in Chicago right?? Not just the little one.. LOL ;)
I could be wrong, but I thought CAL pulled out of MDW a few months ago. I found some flights out of MDW on the continental website but they were all code sharing flights with NWA
 

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Five pages of nothing... Legitimate(?) question. Time wasted... calories burned...People using up MY oxygen to generate inane responses! Unreal!
no sense in talking about significant stuff.
Can't just answer a question ,yes I heard or no I did not hear of such an incident..Pathetic...............
 

Pocono Pilot

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I would stay away if I were you. Word from my XJT buds is that she's tubby, obnoxious, and a crappy pilot. #3 doesn't matter all that much, but #1 and #2 are the one-two punch you don't need.
#1. Um, no. I am anything but tubby. #2. Obnoxious- only on here to the CAL nerds and nerdette who need put in their place once in a while. LOL

#3. Um, in case you didn't already know, last time I checked, the FAA doesn't let crappy pilots be Captains. I didn't reach this level without knowing my stuff!

Now, where did I put my Superwoman cape?? LOL

Just a little joke guys. Don't have a CAL....hehe, I mean cow. LOL
 

belchfire

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Hey flygirl, you need to step up to Jim Beam (or maybe even one of the good single barrel bourbons)...then you wouldn't have to have the sugar water with it!

PS...what about the fracking airplane at Obama International? Well, since there aren't 73 other threads started about it I guess it didn't happen!
 

ACT700

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So what about the fracking airplane at o-bama international rj port for the love of allah???

We can say "allah"?

Hey Pocono girl, you need to lay off the LOL shihat; that just proves the obnoxious thing.

Anyway, tell us more about your inbred pennsylvania threesome deals!
 

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Hey flygirl, you need to step up to Jim Beam (or maybe even one of the good single barrel bourbons)...then you wouldn't have to have the sugar water with it!

PS...what about the fracking airplane at Obama International? Well, since there aren't 73 other threads started about it I guess it didn't happen!
Give us all a break Pocono Pilot and stop associating yourself and post with the XJT pilot group. You sound ignorant at best!

Cheers,
Ex Waterskier Current Jetlinker
 

Ex737Driver

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We can say "allah"?

Hey Pocono girl, you need to lay off the LOL shihat; that just proves the obnoxious thing.

Anyway, tell us more about your inbred pennsylvania threesome deals!

Even a split tail doesn't use LOL much. I still think "pokenho" is a XJT snack technician.
 

Ex737Driver

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We can say "allah"?

Hey Pocono girl, you need to lay off the LOL shihat; that just proves the obnoxious thing.

Anyway, tell us more about your inbred pennsylvania threesome deals!

Not even a split tail uses LOL much. I still think "pokenho" is a XJT snack technician.
 

Pogue Mahone

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Sorry, but I land much better from the LEFT SEAT.

I don't think I'm cut out to be a lowly gear jerker even if the airplane can land itself.

I think I'll stay all nice and comfy in the Captain's chair, thank you very much.

The world needs co-pilots too, I guess. LOL But, seriously not my thing!!! ;-)

LOL
If Pocono Pilot did not have a vagina, there would be a bounty on her head.

I'm just sayin.
 

Pogue Mahone

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Five pages of nothing... Legitimate(?) question. Time wasted... calories burned...People using up MY oxygen to generate inane responses! Unreal!
no sense in talking about significant stuff.
Can't just answer a question ,yes I heard or no I did not hear of such an incident..Pathetic...............
This is the internet. Welcome space traveller...
 

135fr8r

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#3. Um, in case you didn't already know, last time I checked, the FAA doesn't let crappy pilots be Captains. I didn't reach this level without knowing my stuff!

I've seen alot of crappy Captains in my day. Are you saying the FAA actually knows WTF?
 

cherry20's

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First couple of pages, worthless. In the middle, I laughed my ass off... Now I'm pissed that I read the rest of this useless thread.

On a side note, the mods are slacking big time on this thread and many others containing the words "pussies"and stinky "vagina". Must be Christmas shopping...
 

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plane ran off the runway last night at JQF and CLT also last night. must be the full moon
 

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I can't believe this thread is still going. Yeah, he said vagina.
 
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